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[ {Ralf: Just THINK of it though, after I destroy Earth and return a big shot HERO, everyone is going to want to hear the story. There will be book offers and interviews GALORE!} ]

[ {Zorphah: And as you've guessed, he's number one on my "Ten Most Fascinating Xyoans" Year End Special, Ralf the Destroyer!} ]

[ {Zorphah: And of course by "fascinating", I mean "whomever we've taken the most pictures of..."} ]