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[ {Ralf: I, Ralf the Destroyer, have chosen to preserve my historic experiences with an audio log.} ]

[ {Ralf: Computer, play entry number one.} {Computer: affirmative} ]

[ {Recording: Um... Ralf's log... Um... I've arrived... Is this thing working? Hm. What's in here? WHOA! Look at all those MOTHS! Hurk! Ack! pttht! (cough, cough) *wretch* GASP! Ah! Flew right in my mouth!} ]
[ {Ralf: Computer, could we delete that entry?} {Computer: Negative} ]