I just received my table confirmation at the Baltimore Comic Con. A quick trip over to the Con site (click image to go there) confirmed that I am indeed listed in Artist Alley, Woohoo! I’ll be displaying original strips, selling […]
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Ralf: So why are you quitting?
Estelle: I've placed you in hundreds of jobs and you've FAILED at ALL of them. In spite of that, you continue trying, every day, for success... Again and again and again...
Ralf: So I've INSPIRED you to reach for more in life?
Estelle: NO! You've driven me NUTS! I can't take it any more!
Estelle: Okay Ralf, today's your lucky day. I'm quitting so you can talk to the big boss about job placement.
Ralf: Robots can quit?
Estelle: We're unionized too.
Estelle: (Oh boy, here we go again)
Estelle: Ralf, everyday you come in for a new job and everyday you come back a miserable failure. You CAN'T KEEP doing this.
Ralf: Because there's a LIMIT on reapplication?
Estelle: NO, because there's a LIMIT to how much UGLINESS I can witness.
[Ralf's job attempt #532]
Ralf:(Hover cab test driver... Hm. I like driving...
Ralf: Are these targets on this suit?
Science Xyoan: Yes, they track motion
Ralf: HEY! This steering wheel doesn't work!
Ralf: I don't like the job I was assigned.
Estelle: We can't change the job because the match is based on your identity and character.
(pause)
Ralf: I don't like the personality I was assigned.
Ralf: I think my application may have been rushed
Estelle: Each individual and application are carefully considered and given the utmost attention and respect
Ralf: You put me in a dunk tank, I CAN'T SWIM!
Estelle: We thought treading water was a perfect fit for you