I’ve had a personal profile of Facebook for a while now, but I’ve finally decided to set up a fan page for Ralf the Destroyer. I discovered a couple of RSS plug-ins and added them to both the Profile and Fan pages. If you have a Facebook account I invite you to add the Ralf the Destroyer Fan Page to it, just click on the badge in the left sidebar. Regular updates should occur.
Tag: funnies
Ralf: I don't like the job I was assigned.
Estelle: We can't change the job because the match is based on your identity and character.
(pause)
Ralf: I don't like the personality I was assigned.
Ralf: I think my application may have been rushed
Estelle: Each individual and application are carefully considered and given the utmost attention and respect
Ralf: You put me in a dunk tank, I CAN'T SWIM!
Estelle: We thought treading water was a perfect fit for you
Ralf: You see Thane, the career assignment process on Xyo was pretty direct...
Estelle: Just honestly answer the questions, your social value will be tabulated and you will be assigned a job matching your personality and worth.
(Ralf in a Dunk Tank)
Thane: So tell me Ralf, how'd you score a sweet job like Destroyer of Earth?
Ralf: Well, I started at the bottom... there weren't very many job options where I was from...
[Left sign: REALLY COOL JOBS, experience required]
[Right sign: JOBS TO LOSE YOUR WILL TO LIVE BY, no experience required]
Ralf: I don't think I like the direction this is going.
ConnectiCon 2010, Postscript
Well, I got back from ConnectiCon and WOW! It was a great show with major Cos-play going on there. I’ve been to the New York Comic Con and this one actually had two to three times as many costumes in a much smaller convention (at the very least per density).
Continue reading “ConnectiCon 2010, Postscript”Ralf: Thane would you be upset if I told you I was an alien sent here to destroy your planet?
Thane: (wearing a sign that reads: aliens have come to destroy us all) Could I stand next to you so I could say, "I told you so" to the whole world?
Ralf: What would it matter, everyone would be disintegrated moments later?
Thane: Still! Imagine the look on their faces!
Thane: (wearing a sign that reads: The end is nigh) You know Ralf, people always say, "The two things you should never talk about are religion and politics"!
Thane: I say, "What else is there WORTH talking about"!
Ralf: How do they respond to that?
Thane: I don't know... I always wake up in the back of a police car after that...
Ralf: Thane, what's this sign for? (sign reads: FREE HUGS)
Thane: Oh, that one is for when I need to sleep in Central Park at night...
Thane: NO ONE comes near me with THAT baby on!
Thane: You see Ralf, I wear this sign when I'm down (sign reads: The epoch of doom is upon us) and this one when I'm mad (sign reads: Aliens have come to destroy us all)...
Thane: and this one when I'm happy (sign reads: The end is nigh).
Ralf: But you wear that one a lot?
Thane: (sign reads: The end is nigh) I'm an up beat kind of guy!
100th Strip
Today marks the 100th strip of Ralf the Destroyer… Whew! To all the readers out there, thanks for making Ralf the Destroyer part of your personal funny pages. I hope that the future holds even more success for the strip so I can bring you even more content. Thank you all.
Sketch Maven Interview
Well, in addition to my Comics Buyers Guide write up I was asked by Sketch Maven to do an interview for their Artist Profile.
My favorite part (besides just being asked) was on their front page…
“Scott Lincoln, the cartoonist of one of the funniest webcomics, Ralf the Destroyer…”
I didn’t even have to pay them to say that!
Continue reading “Sketch Maven Interview”